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# Confused Breakfast

A Nostalgic Journey

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- [Bert Kreischer Loves a Local Iowa Podcast!](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2023/03/bert-kreischer-loves-a-local-iowa-podcast/) - Bert Kreischer was a guest on a popular movie podcast from Iowa, called The Confused Breakfast.
- [Iowa Podcast Tours $1.6M House From The Goonies](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/12/iowa-podcast-tours-1-6m-house-from-the-goonies/) - 3 Iowans got to fulfill the dreams of so many Goonies fans and tour the inside of 'Mikey's House' from the iconic 1985 movie. Sean Prior, Mike Schulte and AJ Vens live in Iowa and have a podcast called The Confused Breakfast. They review classic movies from the 80s/90s with a modern eye to see
- [Raising Arizona (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/09/raising-arizona-1987/) - Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies and whatever’s in the cash register. Crime
- [Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/09/austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery-1997/) - YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with
- [American Pie (1999)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/american-pie-1999/) - We all remember high school right? Whether we want to or not. This week we are bring it all back with American Pie. The school work, the pressure, the parties. At least we’ve got our buds to make unreasonable sex pacts with and share the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to us. So
- [MINI-BYTE: Saved By The Bell](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/mini-byte-saved-by-the-bell/) - Saved By The Bell was arguably one of the most popular kid's television shows of the 90s. We do a deep dive on the history of this show to decide if it still moves us the way it did as kids or if we should leave it in the past!•0:00:00- Introductions•0:02:30- Topic Setup•0:07:30- Origin Story•0:13:00-
- [Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/willy-wonka-the-chocolate-factory-1971/) - We’ve got a golden ticket. And we’re capping off our Summer of Seventies with a world of pure imagination. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory takes us on a colorful ride that shows us just how chocolate it takes to rouse the living dead and apparently kill the newly living. Are kids the worst? Are
- [The Warriors (1979)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/the-warriors-1979/) - Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip top, and don't forget to pay your subway tokens.
- [Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1975)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-1975/) - Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it take a certain kind of swallow? Bring out your dead and
- [Jaws (1975)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/08/jaws-1975/) - Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it seem? Can you put a price on the lives of
- [Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/07/who-framed-roger-rabbit-1988/) - We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way. Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s. Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing? Tune in to find out.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 -
- [Reservoir Dogs (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/07/reservoir-dogs-1992/) - Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical universe and the careers of some of hollywoods finest. Do belly shots really
- [Top 5 Movie Soundtracks](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/07/top-5-movie-soundtracks/) - If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies. So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks! Join us for this fun episode. •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:45- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions •0:11:00- Top 5 Movie Soundtracks——————————————————————**10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges
- [Major League (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/07/major-league-1989/) - JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ball. There’s no Red Tags here! Only
- [Wayne's World (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/06/waynes-world-1992/) - Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the party even closer. So let’s crank up some bohemian rhapsody, blindly sign a
- [Happy Gilmore (1996)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/06/happy-gilmore-1996/) - Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Volkswagens, batting cages? Only 364 more days till next seasons hockey tryouts
- [I'VE NEVER SEEN... Explorers (1985)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/06/ive-never-seen-explorers-1985/) - It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist? What is our purpose? Do movie deadlines mean nothing to
- [Weekend At Bernie's (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/06/weekend-at-bernies-1989/) - We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this could possibly end. We’ve heard of faking a death
- [MINI-BYTE:  Best Toys of the 80's/90's](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/06/mini-byte-best-toys-of-the-80s-90s/) - If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia! On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades. Give it a listen for guaranteed nostalgia and laughs.•0:00:00- Introductions•0:06:30- Topic Setup•0:10:45-
- [BONUS:  Top Gun Maverick (2022) Review](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/05/bonus-top-gun-maverick-2022-review/) - SPOILERS! After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends. We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing on this episode. Is it better than the original? Do we have any
- [Predator (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/05/predator-1987/) - Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we just randomly dying? Probably to keep us from
- [Top Gun (1986)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/05/top-gun-1986/) - I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. I think our egos just cashed another check.. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the hair fool you, we’re dangerous, sweaty, and
- [BASEketball (1998)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/05/baseketball-1998/) - Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people compete at the pro level? Some major names in comedy joined forces
- [Spaceballs (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/05/spaceballs-1987/) - This podcast has officially gone from suck to blow. Mel Brooks’ 1987 space adventure parody takes a not so subtle jab at some of the biggest titles in the genre. Too bad about the merchandising… So close down the 3 ring circus, secure all the animals in the zoo, and prepare for ludicrous speed! We’re
- [Red Dawn (1984)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/04/red-dawn-1984/) - WOLVERINES!!!!!! Gear up jump in the truck and let’s head to the mountains! Red Dawn has broken and thank god some ragtag teens are here to stop it! Does the very first pg-13 movie hold up? Will what was once considered one of the most violent movies at the time, still shock us all the
- [Top 5 Movies From 1985](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/04/top-5-movies-from-1985/) - Some years just seem to have an endless supply of classic movies. 1985 was one of those years. Wait till you hear about all of the movies that were released in this magical year. We chat about them and give you our personal Top 5 lists.•0:00:00- Introductions•0:04:30- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions•0:12:00- Top 5 Summer Movies——————————————————————**Get Free
- [The Big Lebowski (1998)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/04/the-big-lebowski-1998/) - Sometimes theres man. Not a hero, but a man. Ah F**k it dude. Let’s go bowling. The chronicled tale of the Dude is both pointless and imperative. A movie wrapped in its own feelings more than it’s own story. So let’s pack a ringer with our whites, mix up another Caucasian, and bash up a
- [Tommy Boy (1995)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/04/tommy-boy-1995/) - Holy Schnikes, they finally gave Chris Farley a lead role in a movie and he delivered a performance of a lifetime. Tommy Boy might be one of the most quoted movies in history and showed us signs of Farley’s deeper brilliance. Unfortunately he passed away 2 years later. What do you say we grab
- [Tremors (1990)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/tremors-1990/) - Can you fly you sucker?? Some how comedy, sci-fi, and horror came together to give us what might be one the most iconic performances of Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and the rest of the surrounding cast. These crawly things make for one wild ride in the bustling metropolis of Perfection. One things for sure.. this
- [I'VE NEVER SEEN... Cocktail (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/ive-never-seen-cocktail-1988/) - In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a
- [BONUS:  The Batman (2022) Review](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/bonus-the-batman-2022-review/) - SPOILERS! Confused breakfast is the very FIRST podcast to review this amazing new movie!!!! Just kidding, we might actually be the last podcast to talk it but who cares. Since we are fresh off of our review of 1989's Batman, we figured that we should make a trip to the theatre together to experience
- [The Boondock Saints (1999)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/the-boondock-saints-1999/) - Say a prayer and cock your silenced pistols. The Boondock Saints are marchin’ in! The 1999 Troy Duffy cult classic will take us through all the shoot outs and ritual killing of bad guys. We got our pea coats and shades. So pull up a stool and grab a beer while we break down the
- [The Mummy (1999)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/the-mummy-1999/) - Terrifying story of death and resurrection? Or maybe the most romantic love story of all time? The Mummy will make you wonder who’s side your on. So grab your bag of guns, and saddle up the fastest camels in existence cause we’re going to find ourselves a nice gooey mummy, and unleash hell on earth.
- [Batman (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/03/batman-1989/) - Hi, My name is Batman and I’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light. What started as a comical idea turned to a burtonized dark and strange tale on one of the most recognized super heroes in the world. With a mix and match casting, iconic score, and script that was written
- [MINI-BYTE: Nintendo 64](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/02/mini-byte-nintendo-64/) - On this week's pop-culture nostalgia-bomb episode, we talk about Nintendo 64. Being the quintessential gaming system of the late 90s, we guarantee that you share the love that we have for this system. Join us as we discuss the history of the N64 and reminisce about some of the awesome games.•0:00:00- Introductions •0:07:45- Topic Setup•0:12:30- History
- [The Shining (1980)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/02/the-shining-1980/) - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in. It’s not all cuddles
- [50 First Dates (2004)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/02/50-first-dates-2004/) - Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her along, kind of. This feels a little
- [Groundhog Day (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/02/groundhog-day-1993/) - Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it. It’s time to flirt with
- [Top 5 Rom-Coms](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/01/top-5-rom-coms/) - Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies. Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get. People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.' But if you think this way, you are likely missing out on some truly great movies
- [Cool Runnings (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/01/cool-runnings-1993/) - Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics. A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up,
- [BONUS: The Matrix Resurrections Review](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/01/bonus-the-matrix-resurrections-review/) - After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment. If you like this type of content, consider joining our Patreon for bonus content every week! Check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast And speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the
- [The Matrix (1999)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/01/the-matrix-1999/) - take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyone is definitely gonna see your privates...1999's
- [Rad (1986)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2022/01/rad-1986/) - GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude! Let’s stick it to the man and mom and ass slide our way in to
- [I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/12/ive-never-seen-the-legend-of-billie-jean-1985/) - In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a
- [A Christmas Story (1983)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/12/a-christmas-story-1983/) - You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, major awards, changing tires, haggling, a football is a terrible Christmas
- [National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/12/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-1989/) - It’s time to put up the exterior illumination, grease up the sleds, and empty the sh***er. Christmas Vacation is maybe more of a staycation, but who needs travel when you can have the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house come right to your front door. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:30- Pertinent movie details •0:09:00- Memories of
- [The Princess Bride (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/12/the-princess-bride-1987/) - Anybody want a peanut? The Princess Bride tell the tale of a grandpa telling his grandson the tale of of one of the greatest love stories of all time. Although plenty may retort, INCONCEIVABLE, at such an idea. We learned so much from this movie. Piracy is a great line of work, true love can
- [MINI-BYTE:  Goosebumps](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/12/mini-byte-goosebumps/) - The Goosebumps book series by R.L. Stine is the most iconic book series of the 90s. From the extremely crushable 120-pages and the relatable teenage characters to the beautifully, scary cover art and quirky book titles, this series quickly became the 2nd-best selling book series of all-time. The boys discuss their memories of the
- [Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/11/planes-trains-and-automobiles-1987/) - The definitive Thanksgiving movie, right?? The travel, the trouble, the good the bad, and laughably maddening scenarios that can only come from the mind of John Hughes. With two comedic giants at the forefront, does this buddy-travel movie hold up and speak through generational lapses? What’s Neal’s wife’s problem? What’s in Del’s trunk?? How many
- [GoldenEye (1995)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/11/goldeneye-1995/) - The names, Bond. James Bond. This week we chat about what might as well be the source material for one of the most important video games of all time, Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan’s first installment as the MI6 super spy. The cars, the gambling, the women, the bad jokes.. are we sure this guy is a
- [The Burbs (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/11/the-burbs-1989/) - What happens when your neighbors have nothing better to do than snoop and spy on other neighbors? The Burbs tackles any and all answers to this question. Big and small. What’s worse? Digging up A dead body? Or hitting a gas line? Vacation or staycation? Are you being neighborly or nosey? Tom hanks and company
- [I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Running Man (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/11/ive-never-seen-the-running-man-1987/) - In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a
- [Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/10/ernest-scared-stupid-1991/) - How bout a podcast sandwhich booger lips!? Ernest Scared Stupid is somewhere between the best and worst of the Ernest movies, or so they say. How amazing is Jim Varney? How awful are the kid actors? How disgusting are the trolls? Is Bulgarian Miak strictly seasonal? Equal parts scary gross and genuinely stupid, There’s one
- [Ghostbusters (1984)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/10/ghostbusters-1984/) - There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, questionable special effects, and enough evil psychokinetic energy to make any regular Twinkie seem tiny, does
- [The Monster Squad (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/10/the-monster-squad-1987/) - It’s October and spooky season is upon us. What better movie to dissect than 1987’s The Monster Squad. A movie where a group of kids save the world from an invasion of the Universal Classic Monsters. This movie is quite literally the definition of a Cult Classic Movie and if you haven’t seen it, it’s
- [Top 5 Fall Movies](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/10/top-5-fall-movies/) - It's that time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is getting cool and crisp and we are all breaking out the flannels and hoodies on our way to grab a pumpkin spice latte. Fall is a special time of year and many people's favorite season. Join us as we talk about our top
- [Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/09/terminator-2-judgement-day-1991/) - Is this the greatest sequel of all-time? Do the special effects and action sequences hold up 30 years later? Is the nuclear apocalypse scene still one of the most horrifying scenes in any movie? Does John Connor's best friend, Bobby Budnick get sent to summer camp after his run in with the T-1000? We tackle
- [The Great Outdoors (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/09/the-great-outdoors-1988/) - Summer vacations with the family. Trees, the lake, cabins, fishing, hiking, and unfortunately the in-laws. Two comedy giants go head to head in The Great Outdoors vying for the affections of their families, bears, and the locals. We hope you brought your appetite, cause we got 96oz of lips and a**holes to get through!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:45-
- [The Mighty Ducks (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/09/the-mighty-ducks-1992/) - District 5! Look alive! The Mighty Ducks taught us the importance of a quarter of an inch, team work, fair play, and compassion, right Mr. Ducksworth? When Gordon Bombay is called upon to be of service to his community, he goes above and beyond and teaches a group of young hockey players to fly. Because
- [I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Cutting Edge (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/09/ive-never-seen-the-cutting-edge-1992/) - In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a
- [The Fast and The Furious (2001)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/09/the-fast-and-the-furious-2001/) - Time to prep the nos, bump those subs, and pop the top on any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona. We're tackling 2001's The Fast and the Furious. An undercover cop tries to infiltrate an underground society to find out the identity of a group of robbers before things take a turn
- [Point Break (1991)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/08/point-break-1991/) - Surfs up brah! Time for one wild ride in the tube. This is Point Break! Surfing, bank robbers, corona, girls, guns, Reeves, and Swayze. Time to get your feet wet and your board waxed. Utah! Get me two! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:30- Pertinent movie details •0:11:30- Memories of first viewing •0:14:30- Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:00- Modern
- [Top 5 Summer Movies](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/08/top-5-summer-movies/) - In an effort to shake things up, we decided to give you a sneak peak into what our Patreon-Only audio sounds like. This week, we have a free-flowing discussion about our top 5 summer movies. The movies that make you feel the heat of summer from the comfort of your air-conditioned couch. The movies that
- [Stand By Me (1986)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/08/stand-by-me-1986/) - You guys wanna see a dead body? It's time to tell a white lie to our folks, dodge some trains, count up our change, and take turns standing guard. With a young all star cast and a director with a personal mission wrapped in a Stephen King novella things are bound to get seriously silly
- [MINI-BYTE:  The Adventures of Pete and Pete](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/08/mini-byte-the-adventures-of-pete-and-pete/) - Remember when you were a kid? Your world was as small and linear as it was ever going to be. But somehow everything inside of it felt bigger and more important than you could possibly fathom. Nickelodeon’s The Adventures of Pete and Pete somehow perfectly encapsulated the feelings of grandiosity and wonder in the most
- [Jurassic Park (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/07/jurassic-park-1993/) - They say you should never meet your heroes. whether your hero is the person funding your projects, or it's a 40 ft tall thunder lizard that's been spliced with frog DNA. Jurassic Park; is it a kids movie? A horror flick? Somewhere in between? With an all star cast, some of the best screams in
- [Encino Man (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/07/encino-man-1992/) - Socially stunted, morally ignorant and he thinks he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Especially with women. Oh, there’s also a sweet inquisitive caveman that gets unfrozen and Pauly shores gives one of his best performances of depth in the 90’s. Yep! Encino Man is here to tell the story of an unfrozen
- [Heavyweights (1995)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/07/heavyweights-1995/) - Are you ready for the best damn Summer of your life?? Buckle up captain! We’re headed to fat camp! Beneath the paunchy layer of weight jokes lies a classic Disney moral lesson and a Ben Stiller performance that still haunts us in a good way. Is Camp Hope actually a con for parents? Is Tony
- [MINI-BYTE:  Super Nintendo/Sega Genesis](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/07/mini-byte-super-nintendo-sega-genesis/) - Old feuds die hard. And there were none harder than the international 16 bit console war. The generation gaming that sparked millions of units sold world wide with exclusive games, targeted releases and attack marketing campaigns that made the 2020 presidential election look 8 bit. Super nintendo or Sega Genesis. Which did you have? What
- [The Sandlot (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/06/the-sandlot-1993/) - At one point in your childhood, you and all your friends got together for last time and didn’t realize it. An endless dream game of baseball stopping only to scam pool honeys, chew like the big leaguers, and indulge a collective imagination that’s larger than life for the sake of a friend. The Sandlot taught
- [Bloodsport (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/06/bloodsport-1988/) - Oh look! Another Japanese Grandpa training some white kid karate… except this time it’s somehow personal. JCVD stars in this full contact splits kick to the face and balls of a movie, Bloodsport. Is Frank Dux the ultimate con man? Did mentos sponsor the movie? Is Chong Li just a misunderstood goon? Let’s dive in,
- [Dazed and Confused (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/06/dazed-and-confused-1993/) - A movie where nothing really happens on the last day of school. Except everything happens. Because when you were in high school everything meant something. 1993’s ultimate hang out movie, Dazed and Confused, might make you wish you were back in high school or glad you’re past it. Either way, you just gotta keep on
- [MINI-BYTE:  Nostalgic 90's Drinks](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/06/mini-byte-nostalgic-90s-drinks/) - We need something to wash this all down! how bout you? We go back and break out the sugar and syrups laced libations that our childhood palettes can still taste to this day. For better or for worse. crack open a surge or jolt cola. twist off a secret code with you pepsi blue, but
- [Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/06/bill-and-teds-excellent-adventure-1989/) - What came first? A most triumphant music video, or Eddie Van Halen joining the band? Philosophy has never sounded so simple or bodacious for that matter. Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure gives us a genuine blast from the past, ancient greece, feudal mongoalia, the french renaissance, and some most excellent parts of american history. Travel
- [Blank Check (1994)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/05/blank-check-1994/) - Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe it’s a pubescent boys wacky wildest
- [Uncle Buck (1989)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/05/uncle-buck-1989/) - Is there a big sexy guy in here?? The demigod, John Candy, partners with one of the 80's most iconic directors, John Hughes, to bring us a larger than life comedy. Can the stand out performances of Candy, Culkin, and company, be enough to salvage a classic fish out of water scenario? Can John Hughes
- [MINI-BYTE:  Nostalgic 90's Snack Food](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/05/mini-byte-nostalgic-90s-snack-food/) - You loved them as a kid, but they hate you as adults. After school snacks, lunchtime delights, late night sleep over supplies, or the reward after a summer bike ride. It’s all about the candy, chips, snacks, and sweets we had growing up to supply a sugar high tide or something to sneak when we
- [Harry and the Hendersons (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/05/harry-and-the-hendersons-1987/) - Do you believe in Bigfoot? Do you think it's friendly? Do big feet really mean.... you know..? We get all these answers and more thanks to our friend's, the Hendersons! A warm-hearted late 1980's family comedy that holds a special place in history with award winning costume and make up, sizable acting performances, and a
- [MINI-BYTE:  American Gladiators](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/04/mini-byte-american-gladiators/) - Hello everybody and welcome to American Gladiators! When did you get to watch AG? Home from school? Over at a friends house? Up late and can't sleep while eating Cheetos? Either way we definitely all thought we could do better than the contenders. We discuss the origins, the games, and of course, the gladiators in
- [The Goonies (1985)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/04/the-goonies-1985/) - HEY YOU GUUYYS! Where were you when the Goondocks almost went under? We should have been cruising the coast, sniffin’ some lace, downing the brews! BUT NOOOO. We had to watch while 4 boys led us on the ultimate adventure on the last goonies weekend. Mikey’s sense of adventure, Chunk’s stomach, Mouth’s mouth, and data’s
- [Intermission: A Look Back On This Season So Far](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/04/intermission-a-look-back-on-this-season-so-far/) - We had to take a breather. It's been a whirlwind season for this podcast. 14 movies and 7 mini-bytes since October. We pause to reflect on the movies and topics we discussed. This includes picking our favorites episodes and moments, as well as analyzing the stats. Who was the nicest critic and who was the
- [Mortal Kombat (1995)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/04/mortal-kombat-1995/) - Can movies be made into video games? Or maybe more importantly, can video games really be made into movies? This may be one of the few that makes the cut. Through all the mismanaged budget, an obnoxious animatronic nightmare, some medium white washing, and well; a script that needed more combat; we got a bloodless
- [MINI-BYTE: Are You Afraid of the Dark?](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/03/mini-byte-are-you-afraid-of-the-dark/) - Submitted for the approval of the Confused Breakfast Society, this miny-byte is sure to be a spewky one! Are You Afraid Of The Dark was a staple of childhood nights and weekend. We go back and break down everything from its humble origins, the cast, the scariest and the lamest stories and of course, who
- [The Breakfast Club (1985)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/03/the-breakfast-club-1985/) - In this SUPER CEREAL episode we get know each other and ourselves a little bit better. What happens when you force 5 strangers from different worlds in a common space for 9 hours with an bad guy seemingly lurking around every corner? No, this isn't a super hero story, It's The Breakfast Club. When the
- [MINI-BYTE:  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/03/mini-byte-mighty-morphin-power-rangers/) - GO GO POWER RANGERS! Mighty Morphing Power Rangers isn't exactly what it seems. We find out the origins of this 90's childhood favorite and how behind the scenes wasn't all hand gestures and hiyah's. How many spinoffs are there? Why didn't Triny also wear a skirt, Did Angel Grove have Zord insurance? And most importantly,
- [Over The Top (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/03/over-the-top-1987/) - Buckle up for Sylvester Stallone in the pinnacle of his career! Like you've never seen him before! Against all odds!A true underdog in 1987's Over The Top! Trucker, Lincoln Hawk and his son Mike rekindle a lost relationship on the road to the biggest arm wrestling competition in the world per the request of Mike's
- [MINI-BYTE:  Nickelodeon GUTS](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/03/mini-byte-nickelodeon-guts/) - You know the games, you know the hosts, you know the teams, you know the drill. But do you have what it takes to claim your own piece of that radical rock? We answer so many questions surrounding Nickelodeon’s most competitive game show. No if’s, ands, or buts, these kids got guts. Do do do
- [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/02/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990/) - COWABUNGA! 4 regular teenage brothers love to talk about girls, eat pizza, skateboard; the usual. But when their home is burglarized and their adoptive father is kidnapped, they'll stop at nothing to get him back. Did we mention that they're giant turtles and their dad is a giant rat? Oh and their best friends are
- [MINI-BYTE: The Original Nintendo (NES)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/02/mini-byte-the-original-nintendo-nes/) - 8-bit bliss. Back to a simpler time of side scrollers and 2D adventures. We're talking about the system that caused the boom of the video game industry. Revolutionary by all comparisons of the era, N.E.S. paved the way for what we know and curse at today. Come and find out all about the little known
- [3 Ninjas (1992)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/02/3-ninjas-1992/) - AYAA!!! Ninjas, nukes, prepubescent crushes, kidnappers, and bike thieves? Just another day in lives of these 3 boys. Don’t choke on your jelly beans, we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. P.s. R❤️EEpisode Timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:05:15- What were the childhood nicknames that the hosts had0:10:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:13:15- Reactions and thoughts about
- [MINI-BYTE: The Price is Right](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/02/mini-byte-the-price-is-right/) - COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on the PRICE IS RIIIGGGHHHT! This weeks mini-byte is everyones favorite sick day TV show. From the humble beginnings to the elaborate suits of Rod Roddy, the pretty ladies and the fixed pets. There's one thing that will always remain true. It's impossible to hate that Bob Barker.Episode
- [Speed (1994)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/01/speed-1994/) - POP QUIZ HOT SHOT! You've got an all-star cast in a ridiculous scenario with enough pyrotechnics to level a city block. What do you do? Well you dissect it in all of its obnoxious glory. Keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and what ever you do don't lose your head. Sir Isaac
- [MINI-BYTE: The Life and Death of Video Rental Stores](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/01/mini-byte-the-life-and-death-of-video-rental-stores/) - Babylon, Rome, Constantinople, The Yankees, The Bulls, Big Tobacco, cartridge video games, CD's, and now... Video Stores. History's giants often fall the hardest. With the final chains closing their doors, we take a moment to show our respect.. kind of.
- [The Wedding Singer (1998)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/01/the-wedding-singer-1998/) - Everyone out on the floor! No Exceptions! We're taking this party into the night! Let's keep it fun and keep in the mid-eighties, with Adam Sandler's 1998 instant classic The Wedding Singer. So roll up your sport jacket sleeves, and take off that lone glitter glove. We've got a wedding to play!Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:03:30- Wedding
- [MINI-BYTE: Legends of the Hidden Temple](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2021/01/mini-byte-legends-of-the-hidden-temple/) - The first of many Mini-Bytes! We take our own temple run through Legends of the Hidden Temple. Where most fail we will prevail and secure the coveted trip to Busch Gardens and some Nickelodeon ankle breakers AKA Moon Shoes! Take up your colorful signet and join our expedition!
- [The Karate Kid (1984)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/12/the-karate-kid-1984/) - A new year means new beginnings. And new beginnings can be cruel. Cruel like a high school rival that you kind of brought on yourself since you couldn't leave well enough alone. Its The Karate Kid and honestly Daniel San is kind of a San of a B**ch...
- [Home Alone (1990)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/12/home-alone-1990/) - Home Alone took on a whole new meaning in 2020. But in 1990 this instant holiday classic justified Castle Laws across the country.Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:03:30- Toys that you always wanted but never got for Christmas0:09:30- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:15:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:20:20- Critical and fan reviews
- [The Santa Clause (1994)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/12/the-santa-clause-1994/) - What would you do if Santa died right in front of you? Would you walk away or would you take responsibility and take up the mantle of Kris Kringle himself? Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:04:30- What are the best Christmas movies?0:09:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:13:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:18:10- Critical
- [Big (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/11/big-1988/) - We've all wished we were bigger. But maybe we should all be a little more specific. Josh soon discovers being a grown up isn't all it's cracked up to be, even in the toy industry.Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:03:30- Thanksgiving traditions0:08:30- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:12:00- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:16:30-
- [Lethal Weapon (1987)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/11/lethal-weapon-1987/) - One is getting old. The other is just getting started. Endless bullets and one-liners make for what most would say is the ultimate buddy cop movie. Does it still hold up? Or is it too cheesy for the formidable crust of casting and crew?Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:02:30- We got a negative review0:06:15- Pertinent movie details from
- [BeetleJuice (1988)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/10/beetlejuice-1988/) - Hey! Nobody says the B word! Audiences and critics agree, life after death ain't all it's cracked up to be.Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:02:00- Halloween movie traditions0:07:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:10:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:17:45- Critical and fan reviews from AJ0:23:00- Scene by scene breakdown 1:13:00- The host's modern day
- [Hocus Pocus (1993)](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/10/hocus-pocus-1993/) - IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS! It's gonna take a lot more than some candy and zippo tricks to put a spell on us.Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:02:00- Halloween talk0:04:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:09:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:14:15- Critical and fan reviews from AJ0:20:00- Scene by scene breakdown 1:11:00-
- [Introduction.  Hello.](https://confusedbreakfast.com/2020/09/introduction-hello/) - Welcome to The Confused Breakfast Podcast. Do you remember when you could walk into a video store and pick up a physical copy of a movie? You could see the artwork, read the description on the back, take it home and enjoy! Were movies from the 80s 90s and 00s better than movies today? In

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