BONUS: The Matrix Resurrections Review

After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment.    If you like this type of content, consider joining our Patreon for bonus content every week!  Check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast And speaking...

The Matrix (1999)

take the blue pill and you’ll wake up feeling kind of groggy. take the red pill and you’ll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyone...

Rad (1986)

GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude!  Let’s stick it to the man and mom and ass slide...

A Christmas Story (1983)

You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, major awards,...