by confusedbreakfast | Jul 21, 2021 | Uncategorized
Socially stunted, morally ignorant and he thinks he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Especially with women. Oh, there’s also a sweet inquisitive caveman that gets unfrozen and Pauly shores gives one of his best performances of depth in the 90’s. Yep!...
by confusedbreakfast | Jul 14, 2021 | Uncategorized
Are you ready for the best damn Summer of your life?? Buckle up captain! We’re headed to fat camp! Beneath the paunchy layer of weight jokes lies a classic Disney moral lesson and a Ben Stiller performance that still haunts us in a good way. Is Camp Hope actually a...
by confusedbreakfast | Jul 7, 2021 | Uncategorized
Old feuds die hard. And there were none harder than the international 16 bit console war. The generation gaming that sparked millions of units sold world wide with exclusive games, targeted releases and attack marketing campaigns that made the 2020 presidential...
by confusedbreakfast | Jun 30, 2021 | Uncategorized
At one point in your childhood, you and all your friends got together for last time and didn’t realize it. An endless dream game of baseball stopping only to scam pool honeys, chew like the big leaguers, and indulge a collective imagination that’s larger than life for...
by confusedbreakfast | Jun 23, 2021 | Uncategorized
Oh look! Another Japanese Grandpa training some white kid karate… except this time it’s somehow personal. JCVD stars in this full contact splits kick to the face and balls of a movie, Bloodsport. Is Frank Dux the ultimate con man? Did mentos sponsor the movie? Is...
by confusedbreakfast | Jun 16, 2021 | Uncategorized
A movie where nothing really happens on the last day of school. Except everything happens. Because when you were in high school everything meant something. 1993’s ultimate hang out movie, Dazed and Confused, might make you wish you were back in high school or glad...
